Re: Wish with a twist

by **Lola** Sun Nov 30, 2014 10:07 pm

Granted but it is taken away by animal control because wolves are not pets

I wish I could focus

by **BloodMoon** Sun Nov 30, 2014 10:11 pm

Granted but you become so focused you can only do one thing at a time until it's finished

I wish I had a tv

by **Bandit** Mon Dec 01, 2014 9:55 am

Granted, but the monitor has scratches on the screen and the bottom half cuts out that it's all fuzzy and unbearable to keep it on.

I wish I had a telescope.

by **BloodMoon** Mon Dec 01, 2014 4:17 pm

Granted but it's so small it's unusable

I wish someone would bring me coffee

by **Bandit** Mon Dec 01, 2014 6:14 pm

Granted, but the sugar they've added takes away the strong source and it's too sweet to quench.

I wish this rain would stop.

by **BloodMoon** Mon Dec 01, 2014 6:24 pm

Granted but it never rains again

I wish it would rain

by **Felune** Mon Dec 01, 2014 7:36 pm

Granted but it rains forever and smells of old fish.

I wish I was good at cooking.

by **BloodMoon** Mon Dec 01, 2014 10:56 pm

Granted but you become so good everyone wants to eat your food and you never rest

I wish I could eat chocolate

by **Bandit** Tue Dec 02, 2014 8:08 am

Granted, but due to the amount of chocolate you eat, you are too obsessed that it's the only sugary source you consume.

I wish I had an iphone.

by **BloodMoon** Tue Dec 02, 2014 3:16 pm

Granted but it smashes after only an hour of having it

I wish I could meet a lion

by **Bandit** Tue Dec 02, 2014 4:55 pm

Granted, but the lion becomes vicious and mauls you to death.

I wish I could have a pet bunny.

by **Felune** Tue Dec 02, 2014 8:39 pm

Granted but it's super lazy and hardly even moves.

I wish I didn't stub my pinkie toe. ._.

by **Lunesta** Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:07 pm

Granted but then your toes are run over by a cart

I wish I wasn't bored

by **BloodMoon** Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:10 pm

Granted but you end up reading the dictionary

I wish I wasn't so sore

by **Bandit** Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:01 pm

Granted, but as you recovery you slipped down the steps and have injured your areas much more.

I wash I had good metabolism.

by **Felune** Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:29 pm

Granted, but you have so much energy that you can never stop running.

I wish my head wasn't pounding.

by **Bandit** Tue Dec 16, 2014 2:38 pm

Granted, but every time you do the littlest thinking, you experience excessive headaches and neck pains.

I wish my back would stop aching.

by **Danny** Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:25 am

Granted, But your back is too stiff and ~~you can't fuck her right in the pussy~~

I wish I had an ass.

by **BloodMoon** Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:33 am

Granted but it gets so big it you can't walk

I wish I didn't feel so bad

by **Danny** Wed Dec 17, 2014 2:20 pm

Granted but then you become so happy everyone finds you annoying.

I wish I had a razer gaming laptop.

by **BloodMoon** Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:34 pm

Granted but it only works for a week then explodes

I wish I wasn't so tired

by **Danny** Tue Dec 23, 2014 4:09 am

Granted but then you can never sleep again.

I wish I could be less restless and not get tired of things easily.

by **BloodMoon** Thu Dec 25, 2014 12:51 am

Granted but things hold your attention for hours instead

I wish my sister wasn't so frozen obsessed

by **Windell** Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:54 pm

Granted, but instead she sings 'Carry On My Wayward Son' by Kansas for hours on end.

I wish that I didn't have finals in two days :b

by **BloodMoon** Wed Jan 14, 2015 3:18 am

Granted but you fail every other test you do

I wish I was more girly

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